In Defiant Praise of Women
As my esteemed colleague and noted author, Brian Roper, from our ivy covered and illustrious alma mater file 23 Magazine www.file23.com once said. "Dude, this shit is my escape valve, my release, my therapy!"
How true those words seem when I read the comments on my last piece "Wimmin, I dont waste my time no more on 'em". Frankly, I admit I was a bit harsh. On the ladies. Excuse me, I just had a brain fart.
l truly adore women, and wouldn't know what to do without them in my life. I was hurting, and I admit it, I was venting. But my feelings are so much more complex, so much closer to reverence and awe than you might think, that I must present the other side, if you will indulge me.
This next piece was written in response to a flood of anti-woman rhetoric on the Dallas Fort Worth Craig's List Rant and Rave section. I present it as exhibit B, for your perusal and pleasure.
"...My my my, there are a lot of bitter people out there. So what, I think life is too short to worry about most things I read about on CL. I recently told my girlfriend she had to move out because we were having some issues we couldn't resolve. Yea, I miss her, the smell of her hair, and her delicious body, but you know what? I still treasure the good times we had. And boy did we have some fun!
She was just the last in a sweet line of beautiful and sexy women I have been fortunate enough to get to know intimately in my long life. I was 47, she was 22. She acted a bit silly at times, but God, she had so much sexuality to share with me. And I loved how she wanted me to take erotic pictures of her. All the time. She blossomed in front of the camera into a beautiful Goddess, just oozing sensuality.In my younger days, I never would of thought I would of had a chance with a girl like her, but I found out that young girls are just like women all over, they love to be touched and held, needed, lusted after, and then satisfied by a real man.
You fellas that can't find a girl, don't worry, if you have something to offer, they will find you. And if you don't, well, what do you really expect? And if you bitch about that, it's just your loss. Grow a set.Get a life, and then you will get a women.
I'm not rich, not particularly good looking, not even that smooth a talker. But I am never at a loss for beautiful women. Yes, it's true, I am presently looking for another girl, or women, or lady, that can appreciate all I have to offer. No set list of things I am looking for, she could be young or old, plain jane, drop dead gorgeous, or simply a quiet kind of cute. I will be smitten by one very soon.
Because the hunt is part of the fun. I have run many adds on CL, and I don't get too many responses that meet my expectations. But I will, the next adventurous lady of my life is out there, just waiting to be found. Just be a MAN, that's the thing, and you'll see a big change in your womanly prospects.
As the French say..."Viva la difference".
Life just keeps getting better, and so does the sex!"
You see, I do love woman, every one of you. At times, I am just lonely, please forgive the bellowing of an old bull.
